Minecraft. You’re some blocky person that punches trees made out of pixels and you kill dead people, spiders, and giant green penises that blow up
Dead Space. You’re an engineer, and your dead girlfriend is clingy and attacks you.
Shadow of the Colossus. You’re this little guy running around in this empty space looking for these giants to kill, just to revive your dead girlfriend lolz
sonic Riders: Hedgehogs and birds racing on flying skateboards.
Bulletstorm, you shoot people and do tricks by kicking and hitting them with a glowing stick
Bully (Canis Canem Edit), you get manipulated by a possibly homosexual kid who stops taking his ADHD medication and shoot jocks with a slingshot then run away on a scooter.
Amnesia: The Dark Descent, you awake in a extremely old castle with no memory of yourself trying to survive from a monster with saggy tits.
SCP: Containment Breach, you get raped by a bunch of monsters. :/
Monster Hunter 3: You are just there killing monsters… For the third time
The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess. Oh no, Hyrule is in danger. Again. Time to realize you’re the hero of time and save Zelda’s ass. Again.
Silent Hill 2: Depressed guy constantly crying about his wife walks around empty rooms and occasionally has to fight with janky controls.
Journey: You do nothing but walk around in a desert and then mountains.
injectiontechnique replied to your post: I love me some Adventure Time. And to think I…
I do think I remember you blogging about it back on your personal Tumblr XDD;
It’s grown on me. X’D I try to keep it from here, but it’s too cute.
